PROS:

• They are unintimidated by even the largest of cattle

CONS:

• You'll quickly find better armor than the leather stuff they sell
• They smell strongly of cow

13th: Butcher

PROS

• Will give you emeralds in exchange for raw meats
• Never asks awkward, prying questions about where you got all that raw meat

CONS

• I'm worried that they've never eaten a vegetable in their entire life

12th: Shepherd

PROS

• You can set up a sheep farm pretty easily and rake in lots of emeralds by selling this bozo lots of wool
• A useful source of dyes, as well, which can be a hassle to craft

CONS

• They got really mad that I called them a bozo, even though I only ever meant it as an affectionate nickname

11th: Nitwit

PROS

• Wears a fetching green jacket
• OG that has been around since since the dawn of time
• Never mean to me. Not even once

CONS

• Won't tell me where they got that jacket
• Unable to trade
• Is 'nitwit' even a job?!

10th: Fisherman

PROS

• At higher levels, they'll give you emeralds in exchange for raw fish. That's pretty handy if your village is on the waterfront
• Purveyors of enchanted fishing rods. I know from bitter experience that these can make a huge difference

CONS

• I don't like the way they look at my aquarium
• They peer into it for hours while holding a knife and fork

9th: Farmer

PROS

• Able to hook you up with golden carrots, one of the most valuable (and shiny) food items in Minecraft!

CONS

• Closer inspection of the 'suspicious stew' they gave me reveals that it was mostly... poison?
• Were you trying to kill me, farmer? >:[

8th: Mason

PROS

• A handy source of emeralds, as they're often keen to buy stone, clay balls, or granite!

CONS

• They never show even the slightest interest in my hobbies. If it isn't made of rocks and stuff, they don't want to hear about it.

7th: Armorer

PROS

• Offers stylish chainmail that you can't craft for yourself
• A great source of enchanted diamond armor pieces!

CONS

• Sold me a bell that I rang at all hours of the night
• The villagers got really mad at me for ringing the bell all the time
• The armorer refused to take responsibility for the whole bell-villager-anger situation. Does that seem right to you? 

6th: Toolsmith

PROS

• At higher friend levels, the toolsmith trades you enchanted axes, shovels, and pickaxes

CONS

• You want me to give you a precious emerald in exchange for a shoddy stone hoe? Do I look like I was born yesterday?

5th: Cleric

PROS

• Stocked with loads of rare items including lapis lazuli, Ender pearls, and glowstone
• Will give you emeralds in exchange for rotten flesh...

CONS

• Er, what are they doing with all that rotten flesh?

4th: Weaponsmith

PROS

• Will sell you enchanted diamond axes and swords at higher career levels, which can be a huge time-saver

CONS

• Their outfit is cool in a way that makes me very insecure around them

3rd: Fletcher

PROS

• Loves sticks so much that they'll give you emeralds in exchange for a bundle. What a deal!
• Will sell you a quiverful of arrows for a single emerald
• Crossbows are cool

CONS

• I went to school with a kid named Fletcher and one time they ate a pretty big spider
• They said someone dared them to do it, but I was there. Nobody dared them.

2nd: Cartographer

PROS

• Follow their maps to discover incredible locations and treasures!
• 100% guaranteed epic adventure! 

CONS

• Definitely the most hoity-toity of any villager profession
• How did they even aqcuire those maps in the first place?

1st: Librarian

PROS

• Enchanted books can add powerful buffs and abilities to your equipment
• Those glasses really suit them
• Being a librarian in this day and age is mad respect!
• Never hushes me (unless 'hrm' means 'husch'?)

CONS

• They just looked at me blankly when I asked them where to find the latest Stephen King

THE WINNER IS: LIBRARIAN

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