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    Julius Olofsson
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    Julius Olofsson
    Published
    6/3/25

    Marketplace Content: June 2025

    Let’s have a good chuckle with this month’s Marketplace Pass and Realms Plus

    I heard a joke the other day and wanted to share it with you all!

    Unfortunately, I can’t remember it, but I'm sure the 17 new pieces of content found in this month’s edition of Marketplace Pass and Realms Plus can jog my memory (because no one can stand one of those guys who can’t remember a joke properly).

    Okay, so here goes. A giraffe walks into a bar, together with a clown carrying a briefcase. The giraffe doesn’t have any spots (that’s important... I think), and the clown has two ties on (or three, but more than one at least).

    And then what...?

    World: Better on Bedrock by Poggy

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    Three characters clad in colorful armor on grass
    Animals and a wizard-like character inside a forest
    Dungeon with objects and crafting table
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    In this dynamic world, you’ll discover over 20 new mobs like owls, squirrels, and fire wisps, plus 7 powerful bosses including Willagers and Enchanters. But beware of enchanted mobs as they’re tougher, but also more rewarding than ever. You can also fast travel using waystones, and the End dimension has received a massive overhaul, with fresh biome and structures. There are also loads of new trees, food, and items like the Stardust Helmet and Staff of Protection!

    Hey, wait, I think I remember the next bit of the joke now. So, the clown walks up to the bartender and orders an empty glass, and another one filled with milk, and the giraffe orders... hmm, what was it?

    While I try to remember what comes next, here are some more worlds for you to visit:

    Add-On: Realm Management Tool by Tomhmagic Creations

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    Management is boss and I don’t mean the synonym! But this add-on will alleviate the hassle of managing your world or realm and ensure that you can feel safe opening them up to anyone. Let’s say someone is not adhering to your strict laws and regulations – just kick them! Have they apologized? Then let them back in! Did they break the rules again? Ban them FOREVER. You can create your own custom ranks, claim lands, and revel in the fact that player commands have never been easier. Managing is boss!

    Oh! I remember now. The giraffe doesn’t order anything, but it asks to speak to the manager! That’s it! And when the manager shows up... (Is that right? Or was it something with a parrot?)

    Skin Pack: Grey Demons by inPixel

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    Scary. Edgy. Feisty. These words have all been used to describe these skins by top fashion magazines*. Demons are by law, always cool, and these are on the grey spectrum, highly fashionable and equally imposing!

    Roleplay with these for a while, I need to figure out if there was a parrot or not:

    *Or so I’ve been told.

    Texture Pack: Simple Craft by GoE-Craft

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    Simplicity is underrated, and getting rid of the clutter is probably the best way to really focus on the gameplay Just relax, because Simple Craft is a solution where you’re able to declutter and simplify your gaming experience and get even closer to the depth of Minecraft.

    Okay, so the parrot (I think) ordered an orange juice (or was it pineapple?) and met a giraffe who wore a tie. Was that it? And then the parrot says... “Tuesday!”  Or was it “Wednesday”?

    Give me a minute and check out some more textures in the meantime: 

    World: Epic Warden Expansion by The Craft Stars

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    Breeding your own wardens – now that’s the dream! But that dream is now a terrifyingly adorable reality. And once you’ve got your hands on your new wardens, why not customize them or craft totally overpowered gear made from warden magic? This world is brimming with tasks, adventures, dragon bosses, and all kinds of warden-related fun!

    I’m not even sure it was a giraffe now, to be honest. But I’m sure that someone in the story says “Tuesday”, and then there was something about milk and/or orange juice. Give me a sec!

    World: Opposite Day by Lifeboat

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    Time for a switcheroo! In Opposite Day, everything’s flipped! Creepers are pigs and pigs are creepers. You’ll trade with skeletons and have to hide from villagers. I rarely use the word “bananas”, but that’s the word that best encapsulates what this is all about. There are over 62 swapped mobs in here to mess around with, plus skins, warped buildings, and parrots that drink orange juice bees that shoot fireballs!

    So, to summarize this life changing joke: a giraffe (or clown, or parrot) or all three of them walk into a bar. One of them is wearing a necktie, and they order orange milk. Then, someone says “Tuesday” ... Trust me, this story is an utter mess and probably not even a joke, just a blurry dream great!

    Character Creator items

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    I'm so close to landing this joke now, I just need to jolt my head a bit. I’ll try putting on these demonic warrior clothes, and hopefully the sheer power I feel by resembling a fiend might do the trick!

    • Demon Lord Shirt by Builders Horizon
    • Demon Lord Portal by Dalibu Studios
    • End Lord Head by Dalibu Studios
    • Dark Lord Suit by InPvP
    • Demon Lord Boots by Snail Studios
    • Flame Lord Pants by Team Vaeron

    Now I got it!

    A giraffe wearing a tie, orders a parrot at a bar and gets served two neckties. Then the parrot turns into milk, and it starts raining orange juice as a team of clowns yell “Tuesday!”

    ... Ooookaaaay, I admit. I don’t remember the joke, but give me until next month, and you’ll laugh yourself silly! I just hope that the lack of a proper punchline won’t vex my editor. Better keep a low profile for a few days now... *whispers* bye!

    SUBSCRIBE TO REALMS PLUS OR MARKETPLACE PASS

    If you want to get your hands on all this content and more, subscribe to Realms Plus or Marketplace Pass via your Minecrafting device! Both subscriptions get you access to new, hand-picked content added every month – including adventures, add-ons, skin packs, worlds, mini-games, and much more – the difference is who you can play with!

    Realms Plus includes a personal server for you and up to ten friends to play on together across devices. So, if you want to challenge your friends to mini games, explore new worlds together, or take on build challenges as a team, we recommend Realms Plus. If you're more of a solo adventurer, then Marketplace Pass is the one for you.

    Since the catalog is always refreshing, some pieces will be moving out. But don’t worry! An in-game counter will let you know ahead of time, so nothing catches you off guard. Visit the Realms Plus and Marketplace Pass site for more information on how you can join the fun!

    *If your Marketplace Pass membership terminates or an add-on in your world is removed from the Marketplace Pass catalog, you must reactivate your membership or buy the add-on separately to continue using your world with the add-on in it.

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