Marketplace Content: June 2025

Scary. Edgy. Feisty. These words have all been used to describe these skins by top fashion magazines*. Demons are by law, always cool, and these are on the grey spectrum, highly fashionable and equally imposing!

Roleplay with these for a while, I need to figure out if there was a parrot or not:

• Show off your strength and become one of the Red Warriors by Asiago Bagels
• Blast some brightness with Neon Mobs 2024 by inPixel
• Two colors are all you need, so go full Black & White by Black Arts Studios

*Or so I’ve been told.

Texture Pack: Simple Craft by GoE-Craft

Simplicity is underrated, and getting rid of the clutter is probably the best way to really focus on the gameplay Just relax, because Simple Craft is a solution where you’re able to declutter and simplify your gaming experience and get even closer to the depth of Minecraft.

Okay, so the parrot (I think) ordered an orange juice (or was it pineapple?) and met a giraffe who wore a tie. Was that it? And then the parrot says... “Tuesday!”  Or was it “Wednesday”?

Give me a minute and check out some more textures in the meantime: 

• Simplify and cuteify your surroundings using the Simple Cute Texture Pack by Mine-North
• Return to the Dark Ages with the Medieval Texture Pack by Mine-North

World: Epic Warden Expansion by The Craft Stars

Breeding your own wardens – now that’s the dream! But that dream is now a terrifyingly adorable reality. And once you’ve got your hands on your new wardens, why not customize them or craft totally overpowered gear made from warden magic? This world is brimming with tasks, adventures, dragon bosses, and all kinds of warden-related fun!

I’m not even sure it was a giraffe now, to be honest. But I’m sure that someone in the story says “Tuesday”, and then there was something about milk and/or orange juice. Give me a sec!

World: Opposite Day by Lifeboat

Time for a switcheroo! In Opposite Day, everything’s flipped! Creepers are pigs and pigs are creepers. You’ll trade with skeletons and have to hide from villagers. I rarely use the word “bananas”, but that’s the word that best encapsulates what this is all about. There are over 62 swapped mobs in here to mess around with, plus skins, warped buildings, and parrots that drink orange juice bees that shoot fireballs!

So, to summarize this life changing joke: a giraffe (or clown, or parrot) or all three of them walk into a bar. One of them is wearing a necktie, and they order orange milk. Then, someone says “Tuesday” ... Trust me, this story is an utter mess and probably not even a joke, just a blurry dream great!

Character Creator items

I'm so close to landing this joke now, I just need to jolt my head a bit. I’ll try putting on these demonic warrior clothes, and hopefully the sheer power I feel by resembling a fiend might do the trick!

• Demon Lord Shirt by Builders Horizon
• Demon Lord Portal by Dalibu Studios
• End Lord Head by Dalibu Studios
• Dark Lord Suit by InPvP
• Demon Lord Boots by Snail Studios
• Flame Lord Pants by Team Vaeron

Now I got it!

A giraffe wearing a tie, orders a parrot at a bar and gets served two neckties. Then the parrot turns into milk, and it starts raining orange juice as a team of clowns yell “Tuesday!”

... Ooookaaaay, I admit. I don’t remember the joke, but give me until next month, and you’ll laugh yourself silly! I just hope that the lack of a proper punchline won’t vex my editor. Better keep a low profile for a few days now... *whispers* bye!

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