Red, orange, white or pink? No, I’m not asking for your favourite edition of Pokemon. I want to know which colour of Minecraft tulip you like best, because it says a lot about your personality.
People who like red tulips always feel hot on a cold day, and can be slow to finish a meal. Those who prefer pink are either kind or mean. People who like white tulips secretly hate spoons and are allergic to mice. And orange? Well, people who like orange tulips are destined to become the rulers of the world in the event of a catastrophe that somehow causes everyone who ever watched the TV show “Everybody Loves Raymond” to lose their hair ("Duncan, is everything OK at home?" – concerned Minecraft.net editorial team).
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