Mountain climbing has always been a passion of mine – or at the very least since these past 15 minutes after I skimmed through Sir Edmund Hillary’s Wikipedia page. Being the first to reach the peak of Mount Everest is a great accolade and all, but he had help by Sherpa mountaineer Tenzing Norgay and had the word ‘hill’ in his name, which probably attributed to his prowess in ascending elevated terrain. With that said, I’m changing my name to Oskar Mountainthysell as today’s release we’re taking it to the top via the most difficult feats of athleticism there is – Minecraft parkour!
New on Realms: The Heights of Mapmaking
Eight maps requiring peak performance!
Scaling the mountain in Over the Top might be the most difficult parkour map that has ever reached Java Realms! Do not fret, along the way you have your own Tenzing Norgay to guide you – everyone’s favorite talking monkey Banana, whom I assume has a great proficiency in consuming potassium-high fruits. Along the way to the top, you will need to master powder block placing, piston block timing, and explosions estimation to catapult yourself upwards and claim superiority over your less cool land-confined friends! Multiple difficulty settings are available for your preference, but anyone who can make it to the top of this map has a leg up on a certain knighted alpinist who’s never even attempted it!
DIMENSION DASH
by Quillmark
Come to think of it, with all the frequent tourism and people attempting to repeat the feat, Mount Everest has become a bit blasé nowadays. It’s not about the fact that you’ve climbed it, it’s how, and that is equally true for parkour! Dimension Dash has six different courses to challenge your jumping skills, so make sure you’ve beaten them all, so you got something cool to brag about when you get to Everest’s peak!
PIZZA TIME!
by Delth, Tobies, & Edou_
Speaking of... toppings – pizza anyone? Any alpinist worth their rocky salt knows that provisions are critical for any expedition, and that it’s pivotal to plan accordingly that any peak considered for conquering requires at least a couple of pizzerias throughout the planned route of ascension. Pizza Time! is a minigame where you get the joy of preparing these meals for would-be mountain climbers, unlocking new toppings as the complexity and deliciousness increases! I bet I could eat way more pizzas than Edmund Hillary, and if that isn’t the truth then my name isn’t Oskar Tomatosaucethysell.
ALSO RELEASING TODAY
A HOUSE WITHOUT A NAME
by hemfi, denoy, & viple
THE FORBIDDEN JUNGLE
by Kralled, Gliuth, & Marilakos
FAIRYTALE
by Leovardo, Slime, & Slap
ANURA KINGDOM
by NapkiinsA
MEDIEVAL LOOP
by Rinado Team
UPDATES TO CURRENT MAPS
Guesshead
Tournament mode that allows for more than two players, theater mode that allows you to spectate games in progress, support for 7 languages, advancements, and new maps!
Crafty Cannoneers
6 new game modifiers with wildlife, sea storms, lost cargo amongst other things, massive new update to the map!
Bug Fixes
Gladiator Games, Makers Wars II, Shulker Rush II
I THINK I’VE PEAKED NOW
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