If there’s one piece of advice an oldie like me could give to a wee youngun’ like you, it’s to RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. Especially if they are me. But also if they happen to be an Elder-ly Guardian. Those guys won’t just kick you off their lawn, they’ll get so seething mad they charge up their ancient laser beam and blow you clean out of the underwater retirement home. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
You may be familiar with the regular Guardian already, a young and sassy little fish that’s very keen on, well, shooting you with its laser beam.
Now we’re dealing with the older and larger of the two aquatic beasts, here’s what you need to know. Let's begin with how they came to be, as explained by Jens:
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