Since I work for Mojang, people assume I'm pretty good at building in Minecraft. "Wow!" the people scream in my face. "You must live in a magnificent castle made of diamonds, emeralds and the skulls of the poor. Cool!"
Actually, my creepy friend, I don't have time to build anything that fancy. I'm far too busy writing for the Best Website on the Internet. That's why my 'house' is just a tiny shack with walls made of dirt, windows made of more dirt and a roof made of nothing. Pretty depressing when it rains. Still, saves time on showering!
But one man who wouldn't be seen dead in my pathetic dirt-shack is Michael Newton (also known by his Xbox Live gamertag, HoBo f0r L1Fe). That's because he specialises in building spectacular Minecraft palaces. They're all part of Valhalla, a map Michael started on the Xbox 360 version and now plays on Xbox One. Truly worthy of the Gods! Frankly, we're not sure us mere mortals are worthy of even looking at the screenshots. Take a gander anyway. It's worth the risk!
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