When you buy a castle, you want to get your money’s worth. Tall spires, huge defensive walls, super spooky ghosts and preferably a huge body of water to surround it on all sides. But you know what estate agents are like. “Ghosts aren’t real!” they say. “We’re not estate agents!” they say. “Please get out of my house and stop harassing the cat!” they say.
Sigh. I don't know. It’s almost like they don’t want a supreme leader to sit in a high tower and preside over the downtrodden peasants as they toil at the barren earth to bring more coffee, more cheeseburgers and more cool Minecraft builds. Ugh, the housing market, am I right?
Thankfully, I later saw that some builders from team Harmony Blocks had been working on my dream home. Unfortunately, they’d named it the Castle of Harmony, which doesn’t inspire fear and loyalty in one’s terrified followers. Hmmm. Maybe Castle of Harm Only? I’ll have a think.
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