Let me tell you a story. One day, I was feeling exceptionally bored, and I was thinking about cake (as you do when you are bored). My mind turned to Minecraft cake – you know, the one that you can eat in four bites, that always comes with icing and cherries on top? A Minecraft cake takes just four ingredients: Sugar, milk, eggs, and wheat, which I think is supposed to replace the flour in a normal cake recipe. I decided to see if three buckets of milk, one egg, two piles of sugar and three slices of bread (I don't have wheat to hand, usually) would make a cake. It does not. It makes wet bread.
I gave up pretty quickly on Minecraft food, but YouTuber Preston and his friends decided to spend 24 hours eating only Minecraft food. That included an apple painted gold, an entire baguette, steak, mushroom soup, and carrots. Doesn't sound too bad, right? Well, they also made and ate suspicious stew (made of sriracha, ranch, banana, tea, cheese, spaghetti, and jerky), rotten flesh, spider's eyes, and poisonous potatoes, which were just potatoes covered in Vegemite. What's wrong with vegemite?!
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