I have done it! After hours upon hours of drudging away in my laboratory, yelling disparaging comments at brain-carrying lackeys and electrocuting my rooftop, my creation is now complete! Ushering in a new era of technological advancement is my latest invention: an AI that will assist in our Java Realms releases by creating Great Penned Texts for every Map – something I’d like to call ‘MapGPT’! Take it away, my mechanical minion!

New on Realms: Our New Robot Overlords
Eight maps for human and mechanical beings alike!

*bzzt!* 87 years ago, the Grand Staff Hotel was a hotpot of activity where travelers from all corners of the world would venture to be part of the so-called in-crowd. However, on one stormy night, all the inhabitants disappeared! Now it’s on you to solve the mystery once and for all! A gramophone recording and journal entries from the guests tell of a fungus outbreak that could be the main culprit. Fear not, the Grand Staff Hotel can be saved and once again repopulated with human bodies to utilize the full housing capabilities of the facility! It’s enough to make you disperse liquid from your optical sensors! *bzzt!*
HOOK, LINE, & CREEPER
by Quillmark
*bzzt!* Hook, Line, & Creeper is a minigame where you battle your friends over a river area, using a grappling hook crossbow to pull them over so you can batter them into smithereens! Although there’s nothing more exciting than meeting up with friends and pulverizing any hope they have of winning, this digital adaptation is the next best thing! *bzzt!*
PARKOUR BRIDGE
by EELAA & Lazy
*bzzt!* Parkour: the pleasant pastimes of running and jumping have never been more fun than within this format. Bridge: a trick-trading card game for four players enjoyed by millions around the world. Combine them both in Minecraft matrimony and you’ll never want to pursue any other activity than this map! *bzzt!* (Editor’s note: ‘bridge’ here does not refer to the card game, but rather the structure used to span bodies of water. MapGPT has subsequently been fired from their position, and will not return)
ALSO RELEASING TODAY
MAGIC VALLEY
by rothax, denoy, & computer
LITTLE KINGDOM
by CrewTeam

LE CHATEAU GOTHIQUE
by C.H.I.

THE TREE OF DREAMS
by Cobra063, Tiger_clood, & DemitriMaximoff

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To learn about loading this and other content into Java Realms for your PC, visit our help site. If you haven't yet tried Realms for yourself, you'll have a blue diamond on the Minecraft Realms button, located on the main screen of Minecraft: Java Edition. Click it, then follow the instructions to try Realms free for 30 days.
Want to have your own Minecraft creations featured on Java Realms and on Minecraft.net? Head over to this page, which explains the Java Realms Content Creator Program. If you have questions about this process, you can find me on Twitter.
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