Bring forth the flour, baking powder, and sugar for this month’s content
I might be late to the party, but I’ve recently discovered this realistic cakes phenomenon. Yeah, yeah, I know many of you are already baking things that look like fruit, carburetors, microwaves, and surely navel lint.
But what about whole content packs?
By using the 13 new pieces of content in this month’s Marketplace Pass and Realms Plus, I will be baking things beyond my own capabilities the limits of human understanding!
How difficult can it be?
This first cake is inspired by all the elements available in this pack. So, besides water, fire, earth, wind, and lighting, there are additional ingredients that make the content truly dark and scary cute and cuddly. Guess I’m going to need extra fondant to pull this off. Somehow, I must incorporate 10 element-based bosses into this cake, 10 element-bending weapons, plus something with oomph to really highlight a bucketload of abilities and mind-blowing ultimates! I believe I also need to apply extra frosting so that the bombastic-ness really shines through.
I’m already failing learning so much as wavy forms tend to... collapse. But hopefully these mechs are easier to carve out of bundt cake, and the real mechs included in this pack will mechanically enhance your survival experience. There are six mechs to choose from, and if you feel that mining is inefficient, that chopping down trees takes too long, or that travelling is dull and tedious, then you can just mech away! And yes, you can also launch TNT at your enemies.
My mech cake wasn’t half-bad shape-wise, but cakes (apparently) need flavor. So, with that in mind, I’ll take a swing at making furniture-shaped lemon bagels (yes, it can be done). In this pack I'll find all the inspiration I need – there are bunkbeds, gaming chairs, sofas, ping-pong tables, and more or less everything else needed to furnish a home. And if you want to spice it up with some nifty details, home appliances, or stellar decor, then there are items such as flowerpots, toasters, lawnmowers, and even air conditioners (perfect for cooling the cake).
While my bagels are in the oven, check out these other worlds:
That went fast! My bagels need some extra minutes – so here's a mash-up:
Let’s never discuss my lemon bagels again, okay? Instead, I’ll try something easy like banana bread – everybody loves that! Using banana bread as a base, I’ll carve an homage to this legendary, thrilling, and enchanting pack in which you play as a student of magic. Inside the Masra Kingdom, you’ll explore endless deserts, daunting canyons, brutal jungles – all in which dangers and adventure await. Using unique spells, you must defeat slithering snakes, spine-chilling dragons, and crocs on two feet. Hm... I’m starting to feel that I might’ve bitten off more than I can chew here.
Not everyone loves banana bread, and if you use too many bananas, then it all goes mushy. Let’s try a flourless chocolate cake instead and see if I can manage to create at least one of the many, many, many blocks found in this pack. You’ll start up high in the sky, and if you’re lucky, you’ll find something of value, or perhaps you don’t. No matter what, you need to survive, be thrifty, smart, diligent, and hopefully, this is the cake that proves that realistic cakes are as cool as the internet says they are.
Before you’ll get my final take on realistic cakes, here are some more skins for you:
I’ve learnt two things so far: realistic cakes are stupid, and I don’t know when to give up.
So, for this last bake off, I’m trying to manifest my demonic feelings toward this whole, idiotic, thing called “baking”.
With a mix of flour, sugar, and... I don’t know, sulfur, I’ll do my grumpiest best to bake a demon-themed cake, just like this month’s demon-influenced Character Creator items:
I can announce that this demon thing of a cake wasn’t that bad. It might not look like a demon, or a figure, and it’s more like a lump of sorts, but the taste is wicked!
I take back all the bad things I’ve ever said about cakes, baking, and especially realistic cakes. Still, I shall never, ever again handle yeast, a rolling pin, cookie cutter, or brown sugar, and it’s not just because I sucked at it was bored of it, but because I found a new hobby: stamp collecting!
If you want to get your hands on all this content and more, subscribe to Realms Plus or Marketplace Pass via your Minecrafting device! Both subscriptions get you access to new, hand-picked content added every month – including adventures, add-ons, skin packs, worlds, mini-games, and much more – the difference is who you can play with!
Realms Plus includes a personal server for you and up to ten friends to play on together across devices. So, if you want to challenge your friends to mini games, explore new worlds together, or take on build challenges as a team, we recommend Realms Plus. If you're more of a solo adventurer, then Marketplace Pass is the one for you.
Since the catalog is always refreshing, some pieces will be moving out. But don’t worry! An in-game counter will let you know ahead of time, so nothing catches you off guard. Visit the Realms Plus and Marketplace Pass site for more information on how you can join the fun!
*If your Marketplace Pass membership terminates or an add-on in your world is removed from the Marketplace Pass catalog, you must reactivate your membership or buy the add-on separately to continue using your world with the add-on in it.
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