The soldier’s life is not known for its luxuries. Fighting folk have typically found themselves in sodden trenches, sweltering desert camps, or squeezed together in stinky submarines. And then, to round it all off, other soldiers try and poke nasty holes in them. Doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, to be honest.
Maybe I’d be more enthusiastic if the armed forces gave up all that nasty fighting business and instead spent their time floating over the world in a dayglo-orange mobile resort. And that's just what we have in this terrific new build by Swigly! This indomitable flying vessel has every facility an elite warrior unit could ever want. Like, er, tennis courts and a casino. Wait, what?
It’s important to stay in shape, of course - and maybe the casino is there to teach soldiers about the devastating nature of risk. It makes total strategic sense, I’m sure.
Mind you, Swigly wasn't exactly going for grim realism.
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