We jump in and the first thing we notice is that this has to be the snowiest version of Minecraft we’ve ever played (even snowier than the one we played on that broken CRT television). Great clouds of the white stuff obscure our vision of our target - the peak of the world’s biggest mountain.
Fortunately, we can see a handy guide, welcoming us to our Everest quest. They kindly warn us about the dangers we’ll experience on our ascension. The list of dangers is nearly as high as ol’ Mt E itself. Apparently, we have to worry about *deep breath* oxygen, avalanches, wind, icy wind, climbing, snow walls, zombies, and taking a good selfie when we reach the peak. Sadly, we only made one of those up. Even more sadly, it wasn’t the zombies one :(
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