The fall! Autumn. The quiet death of summer. The days darken and cool. Leaves slough from the trees, leaving their skeletal limbs to claw at the grey skies. And at their sodden roots writhe vines budding with corpulent growths.
That's pumpkin season, baby!
Yep, it’s the time to hack the flesh out of a pumpkin’s portly body, carve evil visages into its skin, and celebrate the appearance of supernatural horrors across our lands!
Come to think about it, jack-o'-lanterns are one of the stranger customs around. I don’t know about you, but I spend exactly no time around pumpkins for almost an entire year, and then suddenly they’re everywhere! And then they sadly collapse on themselves, get chucked into the bin, and that’s that for another 11 months and two weeks.
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