Let's Play: Galaxy of Games

Been trying to book tickets for a theme park in outer space? And now NASA won’t return your calls? Rude! Luckily, there’s an easier way to enjoy such a thing – by downloading Galaxy of Games by Imagiverse from the Minecraft Marketplace. 

It’s a theme park where you don’t have to queue for any of the rides, which automatically makes it better than every other theme park in the world (no offence to any other theme parks reading this, but you know it’s true).  

Also, you know that annoying thing in theme parks where you can get prizes and stuff in exchange for tickets? But tickets turn out to be rarer than unicorns and the whole thing feels like a scam? Well, Galaxy of Games gives you 100 tickets as soon as you start the game. Score! 

Too bad we manage to blow all 100 within five seconds of playing. It’s not our fault! Ish! We just took an innocent little gander at the available prizes and one of them was a cow plush. How could we possibly leave that on the shelf?! 

You do laps of the cosmic Star Kart track while trying to hit stars to give you speed boosts and trying not to be distracted by the pretty scenery and therefore driving into the walls. Oof!

After a few laps of the Star Kart track, we’re ready for a bite to eat and a drink to drink. But oh yeah – no tickets…

Looks like we’re gonna have to finally brave a few of the games: 

If you’d told us we’d enjoy being trapped on a tiny sheet of floating rock and then being hailed with awful asteroids we would have kindly asked you to stop talking to us forever. And yet, Asteroid Dodge turns out to be our favorite game! You have to leap about and try not to lose all your health or get knocked over the side (an instant game over). Health pickups incentivize you to risk running through the hailstorm too. We were surprisingly good at this one! Probably because we’ve been practicing avoiding people all our lives. 

A few games later, we had enough tickets to blow on concessions! But they would have to wait, as we’d just spotted this MASSIVE rollercoaster. How do you ‘just spot’ a rollercoaster this huge in a theme park you’ve been exploring for ages? Why, by being particularly unobservant, of course!