I LOVE YOU! Oh, sorry, not you. Wait! I didn't mean it like that. I love you, of course, mwah. But that wasn't meant for you. I've been practising how to express my love as I'm so bad at it and, y'know, it's Valentine's Day.
It's hard when the only thing you truly love is Minecraft… hold on, THAT'S IT! I'll express my love through Minecraft. And to think there are people who don't think Minecraft is romantic at all. Of course it is! In fact, let's change the name of Minecraft to LOVECRAFT!
Huh, what's that? We can't call it Lovecraft because some guy invented a bunch of horrifying cosmic beasts that have made everyone has been scared of monsters? Those poor misunderstood terrors! This gives me an idea...
But first, ahem… introducing: HOW TO EXPRESS YOUR LOVE IN MINECRAFT!
GIVE A RED ROSE
We all know Creepers. They're green, they hiss, and tend to blow up a lot. But what I propose is that Creepers aren't out to hurt you. Maybe these poor creatures are just trying to whisper 'I love you' in your ear. Ever thought of that?
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