Let's Play: Advanced Dragons

They say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. That’s far too much responsibility for me to handle, so I thought I’d try raising a dragon instead. My local pet store didn’t seem to have any dragons, and the shopkeeper was very rude when I asked a few thousand times for him to order one for me, so I opened Minecraft and bought Advanced Dragons by Pixelbiester in the Minecraft Marketplace instead.

I manage to ditch my lousy wooden sword for a more powerful one. But there’s even better news in these great outdoors. If you were worried you’d have to wait a while to see a dragon, worry no more.

There’s scaly little cuties everywhere.

Now that I’d met some actual dragons (what have you done with your life?) I was more determined to become a dragon owner than ever. So I sprinted up to the arena, despite the fact that the island I was on was floating in the sky, and the slightest misstep would presumably have caused me to fall through space for all eternity. Pfft, who cares? There’s dragons to be gained!

I entered the arena and cockily punched the button that released the mobs. I drew my sword and gave a great boasting laugh. What weaklings did they have in store for me? Creepers? Cave Spiders? Bring it on! I’m not scared of anythi…

Luckily, I’m something of a combat genius. So after a few hours of screwing my eyes shut, scoffing chickens to keep my health up, and weeping until the monsters walked off out of pity, I left the arena victorious!  

I sold my new loot to the loot collector then gave my earnings to the dragon merchant in exchange for my first dragon totem. Now I just needed to finish the ritual, and my first dragon would be mine…

About four seconds after being born, my dragon was large enough to ride. So I leapt upon its back. Take to the skies, friend!

Side note: I really should get YOU ARE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS tattooed on both my arms. That way, I might not be constantly forgetting that I’m afraid of heights, and I’ll stop constantly leaping on the back of dragons.