10th Anniversary savings on Merchandise, Marketplace and Minecraft!
Today’s sale isn’t a small sale. It isn’t even a medium sale. It’s our BIGGEST SALE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t think this sale justifies 133 exclamation marks? I’m just getting started, as this sale includes discounts on Marketplace content, merchandise and Minecraft itself! Here’s your handy guide to all the reductions we’re making to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Minecraft:
Because it’s our tenth anniversary, all our savings are themed around the number ten. Pretty clever, huh? Pretty great discounts too, as you can get 10% off the top ten Marketplace worlds/mash-up packs and 10% off the top ten Marketplace skin packs! Bet you wish you hadn’t questioned my exclamation mark overload in paragraph one now, don’t you? This ten-themed sale is officially underway!
Click here to head to the Minecraft Marketplace
Everything at MinecraftShop.com has a 25% discount! After all, what better way to celebrate our 25th anniversary, than with... hang on… *checks notes* woops, out by 15 years. Oh well, have 25% off everything anyway, from today until May 24! There’s some brilliant merchandise reduced, so I’m going to let it slide that this is 15% too high for the ten-themed sale I’m trying to promote here…
Click here to go to the Minecraft merch sale!
Hang on, isn’t this screenshot a little old?
Never played Minecraft? It’s pretty good! It’s got coarse dirt and Creepers and a cool dragon and a crazy discount of up to 50% off! What better way to celebrate our 50th anniversary? I mean, 25th anniversa– No, wait, 10th anniversary! ARGH
You can get up to 50% off Minecraft on Windows 10, Java, Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.
Well, looks like the sale wasn’t so ten-themed after all, and that the discounts were actually a lot bigger. I feel quite the fool, but at least you get to enjoy an even bigger sale. At the end of the day, what’s more important to you – my self-esteem or you getting up to 50% off Minecraft?
Don’t answer that, and enjoy the sale!
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